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Gamey Games
Bowlf is a thing.
One Round of Bowlf
IMPORTANT!
~One person at a time, unless assisting small children or ADA humans or inept goblins.
~Be aware of your surroundings at all times, lest ye smack or get smacked with a bowling ball!
~Please wait for the next level to clear before proceeding.
~Please stay behind the foul line and keep limbs, children, critters, and anything else of value from crossing the chain-link fence. Roll only, don't throw!
~Have fun!
$6
Shoot Some Pool
Card only! We hold onto it for collateral, and charge upon return.
First Hour
$6
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Each Additional Hour
$3
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Sing Karaoke
You better sing good! Just kidding, it takes guts to get up there. Kudos!
Per Song
$3
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Giant Jenga, Other Games
Card only! We hold onto it for collateral, and charge upon return.
Per Hour
$3
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Book Library/Media Exchange
Free! One per person, at a time. Give a book/take a book, or borrow and return within reasonable time. Also available, old music, movies, video games, white elephants, pink elephants...
$0
Fewdy Stuff and Drinky-Poos
Replace Those Calories and Fluids with our Consumable Matter!
Frozen Pizza from Wild Mike's
For a fee, we'll unfreeze it and even bake it! Available in:
~Pepperoni
~Combination
~Supreme
~4 Cheese
$12
TACO DONG!
Taco Dong is a fictitious, satyrical Mexican-inspired restaurant chain-franchise. Plus, phallic jokes never get old! Meanwhile, choose from tacos, burritos, enchiladas, nachos, and quesadillas; then dictate your protein (moo, cluck, or glub), and toppings!
Burritos
$6
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Tacos
$3
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Enchiladas
$3
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Quesadillas
$3
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Nachos
$3
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Footlong Hotdog
Satisfying phallic food. Condiments available.
$6
Weekly Specials
A rotating assortment of random surprises to keep your discerning palate on its toes!
$6
Popcorn
It's corn! It pops!
$3
Beer
It's good, and stuff. In a can, pint glasses available upon request, if you want less of a farty party. Variety TBA. We card.
$6
Stubborn Soda
Available in:
~Agave Vanilla Cream Soda
~Black Cherry Tarragon
~Classic Root Beer
~Draft Cola
~Draft Cola Zero Sugar
~Citrus Hibiscus Orange
~Lemon Berry Acai
~Pineapple Cream Soda
$3
Coffee, Tea, Bottled Water, Thai Tea
A plethora of pee ammunition options.
$3